Brian McKnight: How Your Pussy Works
Brian McKnight’s video for If Ur Ready to Learn (How Your Pussy Works) is here, and it’s just as amazing as you expected.
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The Hand Puppet
Brian will show you how that pussy work
LMAO … bet you didnt know that ittttt could sqquuuuiiiirrrrrtttttt
hahahahahahahahhaahhahahah!
Official Song of #TeamPervert 2012
“About a year ago, while casually browsing one of my favorite fetish forums searching for an internet slave, I met a submissive guy from London who told me that he was a “cash pig”. Cash pig is the BDSM term for someone who gets turned on by being financially dominated, so like being forced to give your money to people. I thought, “Jackpot!” Over time he and I developed a relationship which consisted of him buying me presents and sending me money in exchange for me sending him degrading emails. So basically he would buy me a bunch of books on Amazon and then I would send him an email saying something like, “You are a piece of human scum I hate you!” and then he would buy me some more books, etc., etc.. Because of this, he earned the nickname Book Bitch. For a while Book Bitch even started paying my rent! And I all I had to do in return was virtually abuse him. It was a pretty good deal :)
I never thought I would meet Book Bitch in person, as our relationship was so rooted in virtual abuse. However fate brought us together, and our meeting was a test of whether your URL friends can turn out to be your best IRL friends, too.”
Sweet Brown - The Hall & Oates Remix
Patrice O’Neal - I Like Hoes
He talks about fingering women, virgins, gspot orgasms, and tossing salad. Nothing has ever summed up my sexual viewpoints more than this.
“She must have been rollerskating or something”’ <—- I fucking lost it.
Supa Hot Fire vs. Chris Rock
(Source: holymaurymotherofgod)
if u can find uh bitch who wont press charges on u after doin the suge dance w/ her then i think u got uh decent one
rofl try this in the club
*Rollin*
Shit Rappers Say
starring Paul Wall, Killer Mike, Slim Thug, Kim Osorio, and some other nigga ion’t know.
“I got three tumors right now…. and they got diamonds in em”