Thursday, March 17, 2011

The Realest Niggas In Movie History Vol. 8 - The Bear Jew

Movie: Inglourious Basterds

“We got a German here who wants to die for his country. Oblige him.”

Every oppressed group has a hero they can look up to. Blacks looked up to Harriet Tubman and Nat Turner, who resisted whites during slavery. Mexicans can look up to Pancho Villa who kicked ass in the Mexican Revolution. But when you bring up the holocaust, most people think of Anne Frank… who hid in an attic to save her life. That’s not gangsta.

Enter The Bear Jew. 

This mutherfucker scalped Nazi soldiers for a living. He didn’t just kill them… he tortured them, brutalized them, and sent waves of terror through Hitler’s personal army. 

Real Nigga Rundown:

1. HIS NAME IS THE FUCKING BEAR JEW. 
2. Bashed Nazi skulls in with a baseball bat 
3. Personally pumped about 200 bullets into Adolf Hitler’s face
4. Committed suicide to kill high ranking Nazi party members 
5. Has a Tumblr page dedicated to how great he is

Previous RNIMH….

7. Miss Sofia
6. Bryan Mills
5. Nino Brown
4. The Guy On The Couch
3. O-Dog
2. Pei Mei
1. Principal Joe Clark 
 


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