Monday, February 15, 2010

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Where do you get all these pictures from?

Everywhere! sex blogs, forums, chan message boards, some are given to me by readers….and plus before i started my Tumblr, i already had thousands of pics saved on my hard drive from a long time ago.

2. Do you know any of these girls personally?

I’ve never posted any pictures that were personally given to me by women. I dont really need to, too many other fish in the sea and I don’t want to burn any bridges.

3. Aren’t you disrespecting these women by posting their pictures here?

Disrespectful? Never. Although there are a few moments that would prove otherwise in the spirit of humor, this blog is about celebrating the body of the black woman. The very black women that are considered fat and unattractive in mainstream America are rightfully regarded as beautiful here.

ALL of the pictures on this blog were found on other websites by myself, and could possibly be considered public domain at this point since they aren’t copyrighted. The fact that I repost these pictures on my blog means nothing, because If I didn’t… you could still find them in multiple other places.

4. Can I give you a picture to post?

Go to http://imapervert.tumblr.com/submit and click “submit a photo” from the dropdown box at the top. You can upload the pictures directly to the site from there, and I’ll publish them later…. If you want to remain anonymous, be sure to say so.

5. I submitted a picture but it didn’t show up on the site, what happened?

It was probably something I’ve already posted before in the past. There are thousands of pics here, and I remember what I’ve posted for the most part.

6. You mainly post black & latina women, can you post some white girls or asians? Do you have something against white girls?

I started this blog because there wasn’t very many places on Tumblr that posted tons of thick black & hispanic women. There were tons of blogs that catered to white & asian. So I wanted to fill the void thats all. There are a whole bunch of black porn blogs on Tumblr now, but when I started this place in January of 2010, it was an entirely different story. All these newer black & latina porn Tumblrs are simply re-sharing things that I posted over a year ago (not hating, just stating). 

I will post white & asian chicks if they are thick (big ass, hips, or thighs with a nice shape). I never turn down hot women. I have nothing against white chicks, they give great head.

7. What are your favorite free porn sites?

Home Grown Freaks, Xvideos, Fantasti.cc, EJason21, Fap2This, Tubegalore. 

8. Can You Post More Videos?

Posting videos is a time consuming process, for every one video you see me post, there are ten other videos that I watched and decided they weren’t good enough. I do a lot of quality control….. and that takes time.

9. How much money do you make from the ads on this site?

I don’t make any money, they compensate me with vouchers for fried chicken. And you know how black people LUVVVVZZ DAT FRIED CHIK’N!!

10. Are you black?

Yes.

11. How come you don’t give much information about yourself?

I have a career that could be put in jeopardy if they found out I run this awesome porn blog. So therefore I have to be discreet in regards to my personal information (including pictures).

12. Have you ever slept with a thin woman, or a white woman?

Yes I have had sex with women of all sizes and ethnicities. White, asian, latina, skinny, thick, fat, obese…. I’ve done em all. 

13. You sleep with all these women, you must be really good looking, right?

Hell no. I’m not really good looking…and I’m out of shape too. I just know how to talk to women. 

14. But can’t you just describe yourself to me in detail?

Unless you’re about to give me some pussy and need to know what I look like, this information isn’t relevant to you. 

15. I’m a woman and I’m genuinely interested in getting to know you, can we talk?

Sure, hit my email. If you send me one of those bullshit anonymous messages on Tumblr then you’re going to get a bullshit anonymous answer.

16. Do you really like stretch marks and cellulite?

Yes, I love a woman with a big fat ass that has a few dimples in it…and some stretch marks on her hips, sides, and thighs.. it’s sexy to me. 

17. I know you like fat women, but how big is too big?

With me, it’s not about how much you weigh, it’s all about your body proportions. I have no problem with a woman who’s 280lbs, as long as the fat is located in the right places. I like women who have huge hips, huge thighs, a huge ass, and big tits. So if a woman had a huge stomach with small legs and no ass… then I probably wouldnt be attracted.

18. Would you fuck Gabourey Sidebe (Precious)?

Her body does not fall into the accepted guidelines I laid out in the previous question, so she’s not my type. 

19. What about pubic hair? How do you prefer it to look on a woman?

As long as it’s not super long and bushy, then I don’t really care. I just don’t want too much of it getting in my way when I’m trying to eat the pussy. 

20. Have you ever taken anyone’s virginity?

No, but I would under the right circumstances. 

21. Have you ever been in love?

Yes, a couple of times, it just didn’t work out in the end.

22. Have you fucked any women from Tumblr? 

Yes.

23. How Many women have you been with total?

None of your business.

24. What songs do you listen to while having sex?

I don’t listen to music in bed, I prefer to hear the natural sounds of a wet squishy pussy while I’m sliding in and out.

25. What’s your favorite position?

Doggystyle

26. What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever done sexually?

I put a leash on a woman, and made her walk around like she was my dog, I slapped her face repeatedly, and spit on her while she sucked my dick. She was very much into it (and she bought the leash, I didn’t)

27. I’m new to Tumblr, how do I get followers?

Most people join Tumblr, and immediately start posting (or reblogging) pictures that everyone has already seen 10 times on their dashboard and then ask, “why is no one following me?”. The answer is because you aren’t giving them a reason to. People get sick of seeing the same stuff over and over and over.

Do (or say) something original, voice your opinion, etc…. 95% of the pictures I post aren’t original…. so I just have fun with it and try to put my own twist on shit. 

If you have a dope blog, people will find you. The cream always rises to the top. This blog did not become popular overnight. When I first started out, I posted pictures every day for MONTHS before anyone paid any attention to me whatsoever. 

28. How do you take screenshots on your Android phone?

http://teampervert.com/post/3158033115/how-i-take-screenshots-with-an-android-phone

28b. What are your favorite Android Apps?

http://teampervert.com/post/6081033570/im-completely-open-minded-when-it-comes-to-things-like

29. Why do you hate Apple so much?

http://imapervert.tumblr.com/post/5821332623/ok-this-is-mr-first-time-long-time-umm-and-i-know

30. What is the hoop theory?

If a white woman wears hoop earrings, the bigger the hoop is … the more she likes black men. There is a direct correlation between the size of the hoop and her lust for black penis. 


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